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15

Dec

SOMEONE GO TAKE MY LAST EXAM FOR ME.

its in some lecture room in oliver I think. at 1!! thanks, it’ll be greatly appreciated.

I’m gonna go back to listening to umbrella by rhianna now. studying sucks.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(585): lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying “free of charge” the whole time


cool.

14

Dec

predatorywaspobserver:

Tracy Morgan drunk on a local morning show. He’s so ridiculous/hilarious.

lovez it

Ladies and Gentlemen-

I am in love. At the football game in Philly this weekend, an enlisted officer sat behind my family and I. He has the prettiest eyes.  He’s 20. (weird, me too) He’s working in a pharmacy right now. He’s from the Great Lakes in Michigan. He talked it up with my parents, my Dad bought him hot chocolate, and he thanked us again at the end of the game. How respectable!

I want youuuuuu. If by chance, you have a tumblr and maybe follow me, then reblog. I’ll travel to Philadelphia and keep you companyyyyy.

I just need to date/marry someone in the military.

GO NAVY. Beat army.

I am in love with this lead. Meet me, please? Walking through that stadium in Philadelphia was like a 3-D catalogue of prospective husbands.

I’m moving to Annapolis or the nearest Naval base.

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Beirut, Postcards From Italy

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maggiehatesyou:

longlivethequeen:

malfoyy:

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I see you everywhere. EVERYWHERE. because of tumblr.

maggiehatesyou:

longlivethequeen:

malfoyy:

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I see you everywhere. EVERYWHERE. because of tumblr.

juss speakin tha truth

ohmygodimadeit:
this is kind of creepy
ohmygodimadeit:
i admit it
ohmygodimadeit:
but
ohmygodimadeit:
you know how some people go to sleep with sound machines that play rain or white noise or something?
ims0h011yw00d:
mmhmm
ohmygodimadeit:
i want one that plays kittens purring. i think that would put me in a really good state of mind.
frEAK.
brightsidesuicide:

prettyfoods:

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gonna do thiss