This is a little bit, lotta bit of art and class act relics. I'm an art teacher in Richmond and I take advice from 7 year olds. "I have a date tomorrow, what should I do?" "Go to kfc. You need to talk to him about what he thinks is funny. And wear eyeliner." Watch my life unfold before your beautiful, beady eyes. You might be disappointed but at least a tiny bit entertained.