The Beginning of an Alter Ego

Richmond is where I live. I have 2 jobs working with kids, but I want to be a "real" art teacher. ONE DAY MAYBE IT'LL HAPPEN. But until then... this is where I post funny pictures, ridiculous stories from the 2 jobs, and a little bit lotta bit of art.

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who i chill with on the reg

“I just wanted to make sure you didn’t disappear.”

This is what I’m talking about. When you befriend people or date people for a short-ish period of time, not enough to meet family or even friends, and then all of the sudden, everything is cut off. I mean, you might not care anymore but you also do kind of care and then what happens when something might happen to that person? How do you know? How will people close to that person let you know that something happened? Would they? How would they? These are good questions. Everyone thinks them. I’m not the only one.

eating my sorrow away. this has got to be one of the best things in the world (exaggerating but still so good). sometimes I hate when other people have good news. how are you supposed to react when you want what they have? fffffff give me some guidance you mean spirited a-holes upstairs. also give it to my family, because they are needing it more than me at the moment..

eating my sorrow away. this has got to be one of the best things in the world (exaggerating but still so good). sometimes I hate when other people have good news. how are you supposed to react when you want what they have? fffffff give me some guidance you mean spirited a-holes upstairs. also give it to my family, because they are needing it more than me at the moment..

to save me, m. ward

love, not like. so fresh and so clean clean. easy weeks. 2 days til psychic time. 1 week til no club for a week. 2 weeks til lake time. 4 weeks til move in time. 5 weeks til the best holiday (cheeseburgers anddd fireworks andddd pool anddddd family). 6 weeks til beach time (maybe kentucky can have me). 1 MONTH TO GIVE THE EVIL GODS MY FIRST LOAN PAYMENT. AND BE EVEN POOR-ER. 

quotes from subbing today:

“I would fuck the shit out of any girl. Just gotta make sure they got that birth control stuck up in they arm. Yo, Ms. Lady-Sub! What chu know about birth control? You on it?”

“I twerk on my mom while she be doin the dishes, she be like, stoppppppp ittttt. I be twerkin’ at work. Hello, welcome to Sweet Frog, lemme twerk on you.”

“Jamarl?” “Man people always be sayin it wrong.” “I’m sorry, how do you say it then?” “Ja-mahl.” “Yo, how she suppose to know? Your momma is the idiot for puttin a r in there, why she do that anyway?”

-ms. wheels. “like wheels on the bus” yaaaaaa

I love this picture. And this jacket. And that weather. UGH SUMMER. The only reason I put up with you is because usually people are nicer in the summer and you get to take vacations like it is expected of you. And that is it. F humidity and sweat. But I love sunshowers when I am not in my car and ice cream trucks and laying by the river with an ice cold water bottle and taking showers regularly because you know you have to but hating the second you step outside after one. 
I need a vacation from life.

I love this picture. And this jacket. And that weather. UGH SUMMER. The only reason I put up with you is because usually people are nicer in the summer and you get to take vacations like it is expected of you. And that is it. F humidity and sweat. But I love sunshowers when I am not in my car and ice cream trucks and laying by the river with an ice cold water bottle and taking showers regularly because you know you have to but hating the second you step outside after one. 

I need a vacation from life.

time of the month + boobs, UGH WHYYY MEEE

pain. 

  • mom:  i'm reading 50 shades of grey
  • me:  ew why
  • mom:  hahaha i keep thinking of you
  • me:  ew why
  • mom:  because she is 23 and just getting out of college
  • me:  oh wow so similar
  • mom:  yeah but she JUST had her first sexual experience... sooo..
  • me:  what. what did she do in college
  • mom:  got a's
oh brother, you are so cute. I wanna go home and get a bear hug! sister’s graduation is too far away. psychic reading, however, is close enough.

oh brother, you are so cute. I wanna go home and get a bear hug! sister’s graduation is too far away. psychic reading, however, is close enough.

When I was in 3rd grade, I got my first and only C (well that is a lie, I think I got one more in college when I took an English class about Shakespeare, worst decision ever). This C was because of word problems. I am really good at math, but word problems were my downfall. I kept a huge packet of practice word problems in my nightstand drawer and would do a few before bed each night. BUT THIS. Relevant. 

When I was in 3rd grade, I got my first and only C (well that is a lie, I think I got one more in college when I took an English class about Shakespeare, worst decision ever). This C was because of word problems. I am really good at math, but word problems were my downfall. I kept a huge packet of practice word problems in my nightstand drawer and would do a few before bed each night. BUT THIS. Relevant. 

Some things, ya know, just deserve a response. Just saying.

what is this.

jobs. people. I’d just like confirmation. read receipts. I get it now. 

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